maanantai 1. syyskuuta 2008

Jerry's Top Ten Expedition BS Countdown

Finally someone said these things out loud...

Jerry's Top Ten expedition BS

  1. Faking an accomplishment
  2. Claiming something is a first, when it's not
  3. Pretending that an expedition is all about something socially relevant
  4. Claiming that an expedition proves something it doesn't
  5. Hiding the fact that an expedition is guided
  6. Making an expedition sound harder than it is
  7. Motivational speaking
  8. Telling your audience that all it takes to live this life is the courage to follow your dreams, when you're sitting on a trust fund
  9. Doing one or two expeditions, then retiring and affecting the pose of an elder statesman
  10. Erecting plaques in the wilderness in honor of your own expedition

Read the complete story from Jerry Kobalenko's webpage.